Sarah Kart is munching another grilled cheese sandwich at home in boring Cottage Park, NM, when her life is turned upside down. Her parents inform her they are secret villains (apparently there are 3 nuclear weapons stolen from North Korea in the basement), and Sarah is about to be sent off to T.A.F.A.V., where she will encounter High School Level Physics, stink bombs, a 5-star Chef, the Dictatorial Fitness Exam, a French-speaking macaw, kicks to the kiwis, and much, much more weirdness.