Well, let me tell you about my childhood. I was born at 8 AM on a Monday morning to my mother who was only 24 years old at the time. Mom used to always say to me "Caesar, you were born just in time to go to school." I probably hated to go to school on Monday mornings, you see, hence her teasing me... Well, when I was only nine months old, my parents decided that I should......................(Further biographical details upon request)