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Illustrator, Writer, Postmodern Ass-Clown
Certified bad internet rapper, and not in the good way
INTJ 5w4 Aquarius Melancholic-Phlegmatic Thought Criminal
Bleeding Heart
27 Club, here I come
Just kidding. Sorry, that was dark.
Aspiring Jesus-Freak
Pseudo-psychologist
Mediocre guitar player
Hermetic Magician; Aleister Crowley can Aleister Blow-me
a spider man that Steve Didn't-ko
a fan o' banana
If you think about it, Sisyphus had the best workout routine, so let's learn from his example
Unintentional Hannibal Lector impersonator
Never used illegal drugs in my life
Has synchronized watches with Clockwork Elves